The Infamous Middle Finger Fucking Jump

speakly:

you didn’t know how worthy a person is until they leave in your life.

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations